Big deal. Lifehacker has failed high fives all the time but that doesn't make them any more of a real tech blog.

Hell, I'm also willing to sacrifice the playing of our National Anthem at every.single.event starting at junior high. Overplaying is just ridiculous...

The Cardinals wouldn't have gotten this wrong, tell you that much. #stillnotold

The Yankees made that mistake earlier this season, referring to certain players as veterans when they should have really been retired.

If this snafu helps to eliminate the tiresome singing of this song at every nationally televised baseball game I am thoroughly OK with it.

Yeah it's not really manufactured. Believe it or not, veterans are protective of the uniform they once wore.

If you actually think this is a shitty world series you're a moron.

It's time they just make it an official Pokemon already. If an ice cream cone and a ring of keys can be Pokemon, then a glitch can too. Also, it's one of the original Pokemon, which automatically makes it 100 times better than any of the new ones.

Truth hurts, eh? Drop a flower at Dollar Bill's grave for me, if you're not all tired out from all the bandwagoning and know who that even is.

Oh, you mean Chicago hockey fans are bandwagoners who barely understand the game and wouldn't know a player on the team if they still sucked like they did a decade ago when they were playing to half empty barns? Who woulda thought.

Why Don't The St. Louis Cardinals Respect The Game?

- St. Louis Cardinals

"Sorry, Mr. La Russa, your blood alcohol level is not challengeable."

Yeah, notice the lack of things on fire

Well that was fun, now all these people can go back to not giving a shit about hockey again.