This is just like the McCarthy hearings except this time it’s bad. -Bill O’Reilly

It’s Kansas so it could just as easily been a thriving metropolis 6 years ago before Sam Brownback was elected governor.

A pothole that was put there by George Soros, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton obviously!

Memo to our friends in Britain: We REALLY won’t be offended if you refuse the request. In fact, we’ll be delighted.

Also can we just start admitting now that the rich want the poor dead or as slaves?

They are. What’s most fascinating, really, is that they are unable to fake being happy for the few minutes it’s expected of them at an Easter Egg Roll.

The rambling bullshit about chocolate cake made me want to train as a sniper.

It’s gotten to the point where even seeing golf on the TV gets me growling.

There are a few explanations I’ve read before but it basically comes down to making sure sex isn’t pleasurable for women so they don’t become wanton sluts.

It’s really disturbing me that I have to explain to people why I think this isn’t okay.

I really don’t understand these people. Somebody ALWAYS has to play the devil’s advocate. Government agencies doing a corporation’s bidding is fascism. This is oppressive. I wish people understood all the levels of wrong in this situation instead of blaming victims. Yeah, let’s all do as we’re told to not be…

Well that is just sad. “...he’s not winning any sympathy chips from me either.” The 69-year-old man who was brutalized, humiliated, and possibly concussed gets my sympathy.

Alot of our fellow citizens seems to have a hard-on for authoritarians. It’s fucking weird.

I don’t think I’ve ever met a libertarian that I liked.

I can only conclude that most people in the US fucking love authoritarians.

Nope fuck that. People would have just kept giving excuses not to be able to do it. I think they should have kept upping the reimbursement until people started to fly out of their seats.

He raised his voice while being non-white.

In a strange twist on the usual, the president looks the same while the population is graying far more rapidly than normal. I expect most of us will be bald and toothless by 2020.

If I played golf sixteen times in my first one hundred days of a new job I would think things were awesome too.

I only use nontoxic cleansers live vinagre when I clean in dresses in front of men so that when they comment and I spray them in the eyes with the cleaner it’s a “funny joke” that burns but doesn’t result in blindness or assault charges.