Are summers nine months long in the Catskills? Because from the looks of that header image, there will be Baby à deux attending Mount Holyoke in the fall.

Oh im not, I see it for what it is, a total endorsement of your scumbag fathers racist, misogynistic policies.

Every once in awhile, she will hold her head just right or make a particular facial expression... and I see “the donald” in her. It makes my whole body convulse.

“Don’t conflate not saying anything with silence. It’s two different things!”

Look, just because I’m being silent doesn’t mean I’m being silent. It just means I’m being. Silently.

“I wasn’t elected by the American people to be president.”

The same kind of wordsalad speaking that her old man/lover thinks they’re good at. Except they’re not.

Don’t conflate not seeing a name with that name not being there.

She’s a weasel.

Daughter Dingus is just as pathetic as Daddy GrabHands is. She’s a talentless, plastic cretin with absolutely no redeeming qualities other than walking elegantly and making the same bizarre puckering faces her deranged piece of shit daddy does. The entire country should be cringing in humiliation at the very idea of…

These are simple people of the land! The common clay of the west!

I’ve just realised that Al - portrayed as a pathetic loser in the 90s - could easily be identically written in 2017 as the romantic lead.

Never mind his feet in that top pic. His head looks . . . off.

Don’t worry. Under Mein Glorious Leader Trump’s newest plan, your brother will have an incredibly meaningful life as he will have his organs harvested for the use of (white) wealth producers (those with nine-digit annual ‘earnings’ and above) so those men of industry (because only men are able to actually contribute…

Only place you can’t put tinfoil.

Dear Kansas state legislators,

People in glass houses...

Oh come on now. The tweet was perfectly worded and 100% rational.

The fact that Trump put himself in a position where he can’t win is his own fault. We know he doesn’t respect women.

POTUS’S previously-expressed opinions of women have nothing to do with his statement? Do go on.