On... on his foot, right?

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

He released a statement about the Trump tape so by law he had to be both a husband and father.

when i’m feelin’ down i have bomb ices

Well played good sir!

Oh man that is good. Have a +1.

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

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“Ding on the head...” Get back in and play.

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Glad to see him dismissing any lingering health concerns about Hillary.

Yeah! Fuck the NFL. Wait until he gets a hold of those pussies.

No, “doing something stupid” is when you’re 12 and you jump in your neighbors pool without their permission, or, when you’re 16 and let your friend Larry, who doesn’t have a license, drive your car.

Typical locker room stuff, guys. All men do it.

What if your boss then asked “Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?”

Someone who is good at photoshop edit Donald Trump’s photo so that his feet are on the Constitution please my family is starving

How about the crooked mainstream media just quit covering him? Stop showing video of him on the morning shows and nightly news? Yeah, yeah, “equal time.” So, show some video of Clinton making a speech at a rally, and then put up a card reading, “Donald Trump had a rally in _____,” for the same amount of time.

I’d settle for journalists not prizing the horse-race above all (with policy being a distant 598th place consideration) then panicking when their ‘both sides’ horseshit keeps one candidate unnaturally viable for a little bit too long.