He eats glass in his East Texas Charismatic Evangelical Church services every Sunday.

I was about to say—isn’t that kind of a regular thing for him? He’s a bit like a toddler. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him sticking inappropriate things in his mouth for teething purposes.

As awful a human as we all know Ghomert is, I think he’s really underrated as the worst person in Congress. Most people would give that to Steve King (or even Peter King), but Ghomert is an unusually awful person. Glass seems too good for him.

As a resident of Steve King’s district—asbestos for him, please.

Louie Gohmert is the absolutely dumbest peckerwood ever to stagger out of the piney woods of East Texas...and that’s saying a LOT.

“Hey Louie! Don’t bogart that glass.” —Paul Ryan

It appears this campaign is about to go Full Trump...

(Grabs fiddle)

Gently but with steely determination and a good manicure and, most importantly, with explicit fucking permission.

Make America Grope Again.

Game, blouses.

I’m just sharing theories.

Since someone in his corner tugged on his sleeve and said, “Uh, excuse me, sir? Your popularity with women is sinking like the Titanic. Yes, I saw the movie too. Yes, what’s-her-name was hot. But, but you need to work on the...*ahem*...’women problem’ as you once called it. No, not their periods, sir. You know what,…

Trump looks like someone who says junglebunny

We’re still 31 days out from the election. That’s plenty of him to let loose with some primo racial epithets.

or is it?

They should have called it Hurricane Thanks Obama.

Holy crap -- Does Giuliani have a son in WI no one knows about?! It’s uncanny!

Missouri, the “show me your chin-neck” state.