RE: Flowers. If you want to get laid, get your partner ranunculuses. They look a bit like roses, but like even-prettier hipster roses some fancy bitch would have all over her wedding. A bouquet of ranunculuses displays just the correct amount of “I tried.”

RE: Flowers. If you want to get laid, get your partner ranunculuses. They look a bit like roses, but like…

I don’t know. I flinched, too, but that didn’t make me think her death was scary. My jump was a visceral response to seeing someone get hurt, like watching a terrible football injury. And once she was dead (due to an outrageous accident) what was there to fear? That the telephone pole was going to come after her…

Same, actually.

Earth 👏 Sea 👏

Where in RI?

Can you get these with the sleeves already cut off?

“Roger gave every single one of us on this couch an opportunity ^on this couch.”

Da Share Zone is also not a fan of Wendy.

Have you met my son Traidan?

It seems unwise that we would allow police to answer only to any private organization.

There it is.

To be clear, I don’t think this is a good idea. But does anyone know how these departments interact with the regular police when, say, a college has its own police force? Does their oversight come only from the school, or do they still report to the same authority that local police report to?

Oh shit! You’re that Nolan D. McCaskill?

Class trip to Bohemian Grove?

The gnomes find your assumptions patronizing. They contain multitudes. 

Why doesn’t Mr. Sessions just ask his fellow gnomes to help him cast some illusory dragons along the border? Problem solved.

Very true.

Goddammit!

You are correct. R.I.P. bomb-ass joke.