My joke was based on the fact that she didn’t mention Grandpas who came from the USA, like many WASPs have. My joke was not implying that people from Sicily and Dubrovnik are WASPs. You have forced me to murder my beautiful joke.

“He was born in Sicily or Donegal or Dubrovnik”

“For the president to imply men like my father were weak cuts me to my core.”

Once, while out for ice cream with friends at a diner near my house, I filled one of those plastic, tri-sided doohickeys that advertise menu items near to the top with ketchup, finished my sundae, paid and left. You cannot imagine how often I thought of that years later when I was working as a waitress. What an awful…

Trash-canapé

But that’s OK since you can still purchase these very alert butt plugs. Oh, I’m sorry, I mean ghosts. http://bit.ly/2gGluz5

This is just asking for trouble.

Guess that depends on if the cold short-circuits your brain before you drown. People who freeze to death get delusional, may actually think they are too hot. That sounds OK-ish.

“Better call for back-up. Amino lot of trouble here. Nothing basic about this case.”

Ah. Ok. MW is sweeter so I can kind of imagine it working with fruit, though I personally don’t like either.

My thought, too. Not so much for this recipe, but for all the people saying they grew up eating weird fruit/mayo combos. My husband didn’t know Miracle Whip wasn’t Mayonnaise until he was almost an adult.

Just to be clear, was it really mayo or was it Miracle Whip?

My husband (from Georgia) just told me they would serve that very thing in the school cafeteria.

Me, too.

Ornisplaining

This was clearly just an excuse to slag Boston and not really a rebuke of Chicago at all.

A more historically accurate portrayal would be something along these lines: Welcome to Horse Shit World, where Everything Smells Like Horse Shit All the Time!

Nailed it.

“Depends. I wouldn’t send my white son to an all-Hispanic school. Los Locos would kick his balls into outer space.”

Also, avail yourself of some Jon Ronson STAT.