We are gonna build a wall, and make the Picts pay for it!

+I

And for his next trick, Trump will appoint his prized racehorse Incitatus to the Senate.

While I don’t think any class of people should be disenfranchised, I have little hope that voting will make things better.”

Mitch McConnell with mutton chops.

Awww, look, a baby Dino-Sar

That thing would prob be best buds with this Derpasaur

Hold on to your butts...for some hot paleo takes.

I was an EMT for two and a half years. It can change you and your perspective on people. After you see so many doing the same thing you start to hate that you aren’t making a dent in anything, and even start to hate the addicts you are supposed to help.

It feels really lame to share this woman’s fertility issues (heartbreak) on The motherfucking Slot.

They’re so slimy they’d slide right through the rope. Better to fence them in and open fire.

I’d like to see them hanged from one of those branches.

They have to tell me if I’m at risk to lose money, they don’t have to tell me they’re at risk to lose money.

You can still suck dick for crack.

Awesome, I had been looking for a kind of financial arrangement that would allow me to trade in one of the few remaining hopes your average person has of building any wealth over the course of their lives.

I think I would rather have them crowd-sourcing the entire internet

i wonder who paid for this paywall?

:-)