According to the article @MuffMuff found, yes. Copiously.

That’s it! I guess I was in junior high. Why am I able to recall this but unable to remember the capital of Romania?

When I was in high school I read a story about a train derailment that dumped tons of corn in a wooded area. Instead of cleaning it up, they figured it’s just corn, what’s the harm. Then bears found the corn and dozens of them started feeding there. Then people found the bears and would show up to pose with them and…

Can’t stop (celebrating National Cuban Sandwich Day), won’t stop (celebrating National Cuban Sandwich Day.)

In his house at Coconut Grove, dick Bannon waits dreaming

It's definitely PA.

I can see that.

It was a joke referring to these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purity_te…

All of this was simply a ploy to get us to start calling you “Princess Ashley,” wasn’t it?

I was introduced to the concept of a speed-trap town by my husband, who is from Georgia, and I understand they are common in parts of Florida as well. So is it a Southern thing? I can’t think of anyplace in the Northeast that compares.

“I beg to differ.” -Boreas Firefightin

Yes, but the two sites on which I’ve been posting the most did not follow me.

I’m just saying if someone wanted to give me “access” to a raging case of the crabs, I would say no thank you.

But that access is to belligerent, unintelligible bozos.

I meant it in the form of those viral chain-letters that get passed around in college where you answer questions and lose points for admitting to trying alcohol/pot/butt stuff.

Well shit.

I will never, EVER, hurdle anything or use a pommel horse or take part in a pentathlon. I may, however, one day successfully make a Charlotte Russe and I can certainly eat one. It’s all about attainable goals.

Has anyone created a lefty “purity test”? I ask this as a 100% pure lefty.

Would it be so unreasonable for an interviewer to ask a question and, if the answer isn’t forthcoming, say “OK, that’s it, interview is over” and cut to something else? I don’t understand why they feel required to provide a platform for lies—not opinions, outright fucking lies. Because even if they then spend time…