“I mean hardly anyone would keep a poster of Leo in his office to show off to his business partners these days. Sad.”

Also can’t help feeling he hopes that there will be extensive protests and chaos at and surrounding these events. Nothing rallies the base like footage of angry people of color.

This is according to the Publishing schedules, not the solstice . If an imprint has four seasons, December is considered Winter. If they have three, it is lumped in with Fall. Orbit makes the distinction of Fall/Winter, though their parent company, Hachette, tends to include both in the same catalog.

It’s a list of Fall pubs.

“You don’t bring me flowers... You don’t sing me love songs... You don’t unfurl giant posters of me and show them to business acquaintances... anymore.”

I once brought a carton of Munchkins In for my coworkers.

That chihuahua is incontinent, right?

Yes: three child-sized swarms of bees on each other’s shoulders dressed in a trench coat!

If the industry is legal, then it’s certainly regulated so I’m pretty sure customers are wearing a condom. I will not, however, google that at work to see if I am correct.

I think shamelessness also plays into this somehow.

This. It’s the new dog-whistle politics, where politicians actively court the sub-reddit fringe group vote and said conspiracy nuts lap it up because its the first time they’ve been acknowledged by someone other than their own nutty friends. See also: “Hillary wants to be Merkel.”

Also, isn’t the inability to “choose the right words” the exact fucking definition of dysphasia?

Jzzzzt kdng ay stil eets thm.

Oh yeah—I discovered a new flame last week, too. But you don’t see me bragging to everyone about it. I just,like, keep it chill.

He’s got a champagne saber duct-taped to his chin.

Well, there’s also this: http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archi…

My feelings about GOP women are similar to John Mulaney’s thoughts on the drag queens in his neighborhood: “[W]hy, with so many drag queens, is it always the same type of woman? Why is it always like a big and brassy woman with like a beehive hairdo and alligator skin shoes? What is your notion of a woman based on? A…

“We used to have problems with Europeans wearing jeans, but they were always stylish jeans.”