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Fuck this guy.

That’s how you get ants.

Until I saw a trailer for the new Ghostbusters, I had repressed the memory that I was molested by a Slimer as a child.

The lady version of this essay has cream cheese and genitals, too, but adds a lot more body shame.

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Luckily those of us in the US have access to a sure-fire method of mosquito destruction.

I worked in Editorial at Penguin for 7 years and I can say that most of my co-workers at the entry level weren’t wealthy, though almost all came from solidly professional class families. We made it work by living with 2-3 roommates. However, those who stayed in the business past the 5 year mark tended to be people

Do you think the jeans will be designed to accentuate the diaper or to hide the diaper?

Oh god. Just googled “suburban Chicago diapers” and now I know about this:

What’s this “we” bullshit?

David Brooks analysis summation: NEEDZ MOAR SCRAPBOOKING

Sea-cow! Sea-cow!

“Out-of-season fish, like wild salmon from Alaska, being sold “fresh” in winter months.”

Oh no you didn’t!

“In the book (if there is one), Martin will probably take 500 pages of narrative detours just to end up in the same place the show did.”

That’s what the ethnics are for. They already have rough, laborers hands.

Luckily, I come from the American North, where the historical treatment of minorities is spotless.

Even if the murder is made up, there is no way that he could have spied on people for 15+ years and not have witnessed other crimes that he did nothing about, child and partner abuse and sexual assault among them.