That’s how you get ants.

The lady version of this essay has cream cheese and genitals, too, but adds a lot more body shame.

I worked in Editorial at Penguin for 7 years and I can say that most of my co-workers at the entry level weren’t wealthy, though almost all came from solidly professional class families. We made it work by living with 2-3 roommates. However, those who stayed in the business past the 5 year mark tended to be people…

Do you think the jeans will be designed to accentuate the diaper or to hide the diaper?

Oh god. Just googled “suburban Chicago diapers” and now I know about this:

I dunno. I still recall this story fondly. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/gro…

David Brooks analysis summation: NEEDZ MOAR SCRAPBOOKING

“Out-of-season fish, like wild salmon from Alaska, being sold “fresh” in winter months.”

Oh no you didn’t!

That’s what the ethnics are for. They already have rough, laborers hands.

Luckily, I come from the American North, where the historical treatment of minorities is spotless.

Even if the murder is made up, there is no way that he could have spied on people for 15+ years and not have witnessed other crimes that he did nothing about, child and partner abuse and sexual assault among them.

And then consider that potato blight led to mass starvation a mere 250 years after that introduction. Now obvs, food distribution had as much to do with that as food production, but still.

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Especially if you love men in turtlenecks.

I concur. Works great with cat hair and tracked litter. As I already alluded, does not work well with surprise messes that cats like to leave around the house.

I concur. Works great with cat hair and tracked litter. As I already alluded, does not work well with surprise…

I’d like to tell y’all a little story entitled, “The Day My Cat Shit Outside the Litter Box and Roomba Ran Through It and Tracked It All Over the Goddamn House.” It’s a cautionary tale. I’m still working on the title.

I’d like to tell y’all a little story entitled, “The Day My Cat Shit Outside the Litter Box and Roomba Ran Through…

Just type all your responses in l33t.

Most educated populace in America.