yep...the problem was definitely on the outside, mama june.

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

It’s...it’s just not the same.

The fact that a cipher like Glennon is getting this kind of money while Tebow playacts at being a baseball player really shows how terrible Tebow was as a pro football quarterback.

If the guy just would have been honest about speaking to the Russians, we’d be telling a totally different story today...

Worth it.

If he shits the bed? Have you had Chicago-style pizza?

Drugs, made by school teachers!

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

+1 milk steak

See, it’s funny when the dogs do it. When you do it on the local public courts at 3:30 in the morning and end up using a puddle of your own puke as a pillow, people don’t find it as funny.

You know who can’t enjoy theater jungle gyms? Harambe.

Getting rid of EPA, getting rid of Department of Education, tweet something that the media will latch onto and no one will notice, it’s the best possible idea in our kept up kardashian world. he can set in motion whatever he wants and mitigate the backlash by doing something dumb.

Only been a year since he’s lost his virginity, and the man’s already eatin ass. He’s a quick learner

Is there a DD from just society? there should be.

You’d think they could afford a better photoshop job. There’s blue on the shades from putting in a fake sky. The trees in the middle window are the same as the far left, but flipped.

I have a present for you.