Ah, the hypocrisy is thick. Remember when he went after the Khan family and accused HRC of using them as a political prop? Fun times, man. Fun times.

Chris Cilizza is consistently and dangerously moronic. But “Donald Trump understood the applause for Carryn Owens was a moment. And he let it be.” is simply wrong.

you just need to sandwich the meat in between to pieces of cling wrap and beat the crap out of it.

He’s essentially proposing a Federal Department of Hispanic Crimes. It will dovetail nicely with Brietbart’s “Black Crime” site.

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

Time for this to go to court. And I have just the man for the job

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.

Levi’s 569 Loose Straight-Leg, because I’m a man, and I lift weights, so girly little skinny jeans don’t work. If you wear skinny jeans, do some squats until you can’t wear skinny jeans anymore.

Levi’s 569 Loose Straight-Leg, because I’m a man, and I lift weights, so girly little skinny jeans don’t work. If…

“Scientific literature is cited to substantiate likely outcomes as a probabilistic function of the two species’ attributes within the battle environment. Attributes considered in calculating battle outcome include temperament, weaponry, armor, body mass, running speed, fight style, physiology, and motivation.”

This is the only one that matters: A 67-animal bracket that pits mammals* against each other in simulated battles to the death** to determine which mammal reigns supreme.

Sadly, the giraffe actually took the Morning After pill. The pill just hasn’t reached its stomach yet.

Pure clickbait - that headline make me think this was about Megan McArdle.

It’s a well known fact Hillary Clinton runs an animal slavery/pornography ring out of the San Diego Zoo.

Is Pornhub.com OK?

They could but why would they want to? What happens when some idiot loses control of his cart, gets plowed by a truck, and the surviving family sue Nintendo?

I recently picked up a copy of Nioh from a nearby Gamestop.

...the clerk corrected my pronunciation, twice (I called the game “Nee-Oh,” he insisted it was something closer to “Nye-Oh”).

I didn’t have the heart to explain Japanese pronunciation to him—particularly as he’d already been having a bad morning with a customer…

Just because Ben Carson is asleep half the time doesn’t mean you can count him as half a person.

Also, they believe in hill trolls.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.