If Tony Stewart was driving the Semi it would be his fault. If some other non rich guy with no insurance was driving it the fault would lie with you.

With Trump they are now known as #MAGATONS

Very simple fact. Had Kevin Ward Jr. not exited his race car and walked down the racing surface, he would still be alive. Everything else in this case is irrelevant. If I pull my car over on the shoulder and get out, stepping in front of a semi, is it my fault or the semi driver’s fault?

So you’re saying that girl in the jacket got Rizzo’s dong wet...?

Misspelled Strom Thurmond (including spelling Thurmond two different ways in the post), lots of grammar and spelling mistakes, and mentioned the Army even though Charlie Murphy was in the Navy (clearly stated in the article). Nicely done.

Since when did the alt right clowns start reading Deadspin?

Oh, c’mon, you can’t tell what’s going on here? It’s SO OBVIOUS. It’s clearly a conspiracy! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

That’s assuming there are people in the ballpark...

“Unfortunately, all of his transactions are more than 90 days old and so they’ve since been scrubbed from the site, though SI reports his most recent purchase was of a Mark Sanchez game-used jersey for $405.”

“His username paid homage to the 15th century Aztec ruler Moctezuma II,” SI helpfully notes.

This is Bunny, who passed away in December. I miss her so much!!! She loved cold cuts and being dressed up (the latter of which is really weird).

Actually, that’s what she really looks like.

Just a suggestion, but the investigators at AT&T may want to start with the bullpen...

“New at Minute Maid Park this year: Claymore mines in the outfield!”

You mean to tell me that Curt Schilling hasn’t played for the Red Sox in a decade and they’re STILL having to fumigate the clubhouse because its infested with his horrible germs?

SMDH you’d think by now MLB would support conflict-free diamonds.

crescent fresh!

So the two guys holding the towel clearly just held it taught enough so Cormier could push down on it with exactly 1.2 pounds of pressure without it giving. How is that a legal weigh in?

More disturbing was the initial Cormier camp Google search “How much does a human kidney weigh”