On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

You’re absolutely correct, Hamilton, journalists are not heroes. Everybody knows that it is the copy editors who are the true heroes.

Eh, Squeenix is like Konami at this point - you just have to assume that any given title is going to be shit until proven otherwise. So you can’t get excited about this at all, especially when they don’t tell you the platform. Even the shittiest Chinese poison mobile F2P RPGs have purty concept art, it means nothing…

Our nation has elected the bad guy from an 80's ski movie as president.

The President would, however, like you to set up a meeting with the Congressional Beard Caucus. They’re friends of yours, right Albert?

TONIGHT, ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF NSFW POLICE:

“There is no reset button on real life situations police face.”

Wait, wait, wait... the real story should be that they still have Zima in Japan.

Well the people who were upset and called to demand another pizza can take consolation in the fact that the workers almost certainly spit in the replacement one.

Good enough to masturbate to.

The best part of this feud is that Romero preemptively opened a GoFundMe for Bisping’s post fight medical bills.

They’re like drug dealers. You’ll never get rid of them as long as there’s a demand. Who the fuck are the idiots spending good money to own a signed ball cap or sneaker, anyway?

Let’s have a moment of silence for the victims of the Bleecker Bike Swerve Massacre.

The photos of the bloodbath are beginning to now surface:

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

I don’t care if Melania doesn’t want to do this shit, but it is up to Trump to assign someone, like Ivanka

Breitbart is a fanfiction section

Darren Rovell has clearly never hired anyone in his life. You know what happens in private industry when you list a job opening? You get far, far more applications and resumes than you can handle. The whole reason we have a detailed application process with explicit instructions as to how to submit your resume is…