He still calls a better fight than Mike Goldberg.

He found donald’s Russian sex workers by finding the two that most looked like Ivanka.

Actually, he just typed “FIF” and before he could go any further, Google’s autocomplete did the rest.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos...

They have but one subliminal message for us:

“We now go to phone line. Caller is from Omsk....hio. Now to speak...um.. Dave.”

Trump Blofeld and his Pussy, the ultimate Bond villain.

I think you already know the answer.

Wait. Is it a sentence structure issue? Because apparently it’s okay to say “girl[...] who was black.” Or is it not okay and we’re supposed to be boycotting his albums and picketing his shows now?

We can mock him, but I know how Bice feels. One time a black woman bumped me with her shopping cart and didn’t say excuse me and now I truly identify with the victims of lynchings. Can’t we all just get along?

I bet he was just pissed that they didn’t recognize him. If they had said, “He’s already got his, that fifteen-minutes-of-fame-having, losing-to-Carrie-Underwood-back-in-2005* motherfucker,” he’d have been perfectly happy.

White Man Upset That He Was Described As White Later Describes Child He Bought A Present For As Black

Wait, he referred to his Build a Bear recipient as black, while complaining that someone referred to his skin color. FOH.

If anything, his handlers should be asking for Twitter to ban him.

Poor Tiffany, even when she is standing right in front of her dad he will do everything he can to ignore her...

Cid, obviously.

The Shaw Crank Retention