As someone sitting and waiting for this hurricane to just run through, Matt Drudge can go fuck himself.

They should have called it Hurricane Thanks Obama.

I think he’s just upset that there’s a Matthew in Florida who blows worse than he does.

Hurricane Center has monopoly on data. No way of verifying claims.

This is why you always stretch. Also, don’t rape people.

Story is obviously false. In 2003, there were no french fries. Only freedom fries. Because of all the terrorism that happened under Obama and Hillary’s watch. Or something.

“These fries are ridiculously too big. Send them back, how can you expect a person to eat fries this big? I can’t even hold one in my hand”

Except this is Trump, so a medium-ish handful would only be a fry. At most.

Many very smart people are saying this dinner was a meeting with representatives from NAMBLA.

Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

If you send things back multiple times at your OWN restaurant it gives the people you’re with the impression that the food is not good. The very people you are trying to impress.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Can someone convince Skip Bayless to get hair plug treatments?

Sexual assault of a minor involving a Leak. It is R-Kelly all over again.

Thith article ith prithleth!

“Are you Chinese or Japanese?”

how does she juggle work, being a mom, and her dad’s balls?

Poor Ivanka. She’s got her mom’s looks and her dad’s dick.

Memba star tropics? (Crickets)