No human being should be carrying around a packed pipe everywhere they go, and no human being should just be offering teenagers weed at a funeral of a person they did not know.

would prefer if Tim Burton departed Thora Birch’s Wednesday series

I hate this

There was enough good stuff to make it worth watching I thought. The characters tho were terrible. Luke , Rey and Kylo all had interesting stuff to do , everyone else was just wasting screen time.

Rogue One was the Star Wars movie you needed

Counter Point: He’s a better actor than everyone in Rogue One.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

I have, and I’m really liking what it has become since moving to WordPress or whatever it is. I still come here for the articles, and because every now and again I’ll find a comments section not dominated by the horrible new commenters (not saying all new commenters are bad, I just don’t want to attract the bad ones…

Kinja still suck ass thread

You seem to have some confusion about the purpose of the AV Club. 

Just gotta get through this, Melania, she thinks as she walks through the whispering wood. Just gotta get through this.

“Forcing your tongue down someone’s throat is not OK ever.”

Peep this.

As someone who actually knows Senator Franken, the idea that he makes inappropriate jokes isn’t at all surprising. The idea that he’s a serial assaulter, however, is very suspect.

Despite all his names, he is still just a rat in a cage!!!

“little thought has been given to the Apu character beyond the accent, that Apu is his ethnicity (and a blatantly distorted one at that) and that’s it.”

I hate this shit.

Ajit Pai is the bucket of used needles in the urgent care clinic with the biohazard signs on it.

The AV Club:
Read this unhelpful text description of a video of a picture of an actor that is on a different site.

“Heyyyyy… I’m READING!”

Pivot to post-literacy