I object to fentanyl being described as “toxic.” That just promotes the propaganda of the ignorant. It is an opiate and as such, it has potential side effects including sedation, respiratory depression, constipation, dry mouth, and physical or psychological dependence. It is no different from any other opiate in that…

“They’d look fucking cool, but that’s about it.”

This car will be mauling just as many cops as suspects.

Shhh... you just said the quiet part out loud.

“which makes it difficult for people to rely on ChatGPT in their workdays.”

The latency is better than aircrafts’ fly by wire systems.

I HATE spiders. Got bitten by a wolf spider when I was a kid. That was it. I’m dead. The first time I see one of these 8 legged freaks I will die. Don’t think I won’t - I have a will

Not a danger to humans??? What about the psychological damage and years of recurring nightmares from encountering one????

I would pass the fuck away if I saw one of these up close.

please don’t insult my ancestors by comparing them to this ghoul

His death was caused by his unknown and undiagnosed congenital heart defect. Any spicy food (or anything that raised his heart rate, really) could have killed him. Sucks for everyone involved, but the chip was a contributing factor at best. 

So the nipples have tiny microphones, tell a few jokes, then say “ladies and gents, put your hands together for Rhonda”?

The virologist trying to fight her 105 degree fever from licking shitters.

... yet.

I remember the same argument made by anti-vaxxers during COVID. “Well I’ve been to plenty of group gatherings and nothing ever happened to us it’s all a ‘scamdemic!? yuck yuck yuck yuck”
And then came the tearful social media pleas for prayers and donations.

There’s a wider world outside your bubble. 

Shows how educated you are

“The comedian has voiced his support for Israel multiple times since October 7, through social media posts and a trip to Caliber 3, a “Counter Terror, Defense & Security Training Academy” in Israel run by active members of the IDF.”

Duke grads vs. Seinfeld?

I root for the meteor.

He was also playing two different iterations of the same character, and managed to nail both of them. Going to show what a great actor he is.

I can’t decide who absolutely nailed their assignment more: The makeup artist crushing it on the ghoul’s appearance, or Walton Goggins’ parents just absolutely hitting the nail on the head when selecting his name. 

Yeah, same.