That’s some pretty fucked-up shit, listing a bunch of entertaining flicks about hired killers as a way of ending a story about an actual human being who contemplated a suicide-for-hire scheme.

“More like ‘Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s DEI, amirite?!’”

Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is... unemployed. And he’s about to find out...that being unemployed is harder than it looks.

“Enough with all this woke bullshit" says man dressed as Paula Poundstone.

even if you weren’t a big fan of Applegate, Married… With Children, or the movie at the time (I wasn’t)

No one can or should be expected to do that.

I’m not saying painting a fake door labeled “medical supplies” behind a trap door would work on players in the games but like

Honestly, I have to agree. I wanted to dropkick the main character into the creek like they did the map. When it ended in the theater, people glared at me because blurted out rather loudly, “That’s it?” Wish I had those hours and $8 back.

I actually spent some time perusing the SEC filing where DJT wants to sell more shares. The SEC filing is loaded with caveats that the value of the shares cannot be guaranteed because of bad publicity, bad management, and even Trump opening his mouth and ruining the company.

You ahould probably stop pretending you are a Fallout game expert considering you have barely played any of the Bethesda games.  

It would be great if they threw in an Easter egg for the game players by having someone say “There’s another settlement that needs your help. I’ll mark it on your map” and have Lucy shoot them.

I mean, the guy was outed as a lying grifter immediately after the show aired, only showed massive interest in his now-ex after she mentioned she works in finance and lied about his alleged lack of intimacy and long term relationships after his wife died. The only surprising thing here is that after Theresa inevitably…

The Gulper absolutely does have a direct analogue in the games: it’s a creature in the Far Harbor DLC for Fallout 4.

so glad michael rapaport only got a short death scene and dind’t stink up the scene withi his angry new yorker shtick for a moment longer

What the fuck is this kind of shit??  

Is there anything Brolin can’t do?

He looks like a 1930s British Giglio 

“I was up all night on drugs and bought this hairpiece” hair

That’s “I was up all night on drugs” hair.

In 2021, the same team published a paper finding evidence in the lab and from insurance claims data that sildenafil could prevent or delay the onset of Alzheimer’s in older people—perhaps reducing risk by as much as 69%.