A Marco Rubio robotic clone, only taller and not thirsty.

To counteract the strong showing and attention-gathering platform of Vermin Supreme, Hillary Clinton has sent Lena Dunham to Hampshire.

I have empathy, just not for everyone who complains, whines, and cries and does nothing.

You have a problem, not me.

There’s not need to understand anything about football to enjoy the spectacle.

A legend in her own mind perhaps, though she looks like Jack Nicholson's Joker's younger sister. Her sound is put-on artificial though I'm sure it goes over well in a metal shower stall or concrete-walled garage.

It’s great to see how the great-granddaughter of Eva Braun and Rumpelstiltskin is doing.

In a conciliatory gesture, Bill O’Reilly has sent Kelly a falafel.

The half-time show looks great with special seating arrangements for the untermench.

Sperm Banks Taking Steps to Keep the Zika Virus Out of Their Supply

Look at Manning’s face. All the signs of HGH and other drug use.

What people don’t understand is that Zika virus-laden mosquitos took down the World Trade Center and the MH370 airplane. They were responsible for the London subway bombings, and were rumored to be in charge of the Paris attacks in November.

Being poor is not the same as poverty of the mind.

I don't know about you but yes, I am.

FDA on the term “Organic”

Tainted foreign seafood

I’m waiting for open season on these guys and FLDS men. Good hunting, particularly difficult wing shots on the flying ones, but unless they’re parboiled before spit-roasting they’re tough.

I also don’t eat pork from Asia, shrimp or farm-raised seafood from China or S.E. Asia, oysters from anywhere, and no tuna, eel, shark, foreign catfish, tilapia, or swai.

You must remember I don't work for Kinja. I try to know things before I post.