Chipotle E. coli
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Many restaurants use bagged salads as well, plus you have all the staff handling the stuff.
Let’s be honest. Who doesn’t like a little Mexican every now and then?
Here fundamentalist Muslims practice for the “Dead Swan Lake for Drowning Infidels” ballet.
Lena Dunham now has meaningful work, but it takes four jet-packs to launch her.
Blac Chyna is a paper two-bagger — the first one covers her face and the second one is applied in case the first one tears.
Glad to see bookstores open anywhere since I spend several hundred to a thousand a year on books new and used. Thriftbooks online is another option I regularly use. Just ordered six books from them today.
O’Reilly’s next book is about to hit the store.
Why won't the dead stay dead? Bringing back the X-Files is like the resurrection of imaginary Jesus — you pretend it's the same but there's no substance — merely faith.
A Whole Foods and Starbucks might increase my property values but the over-hyped and over-priced stench of hipster-elite materialism, urban professional superficial quackos, and parasitic growth of electronic devices sprouting out of every orifice of fawning technology sycophants certainly diminishes my quality of…
Foreign kids that might have oil under their house or hovels.
These two look like ugly puppets from “Team America: World Police.”
Like a bomb blowing up kids.
For those that love Chipotle, E. coli is still on the hidden menu but you have to ask and there is an upcharge. Luckily, management has said if enough people ask it will be back on the full menu for March Madness.
Was the game name "Thousands of Dead and Maimed American Military Personnel and Hundreds of Thousands Innocent Iraqi Civilians Killed, Maimed, and Displaced" already taken?
In protest over 65, 000 Indians gathered near the hospital in Jamshedpur and began to publicly shit in an act of defiance.
Kris is already thinking about Chyna. “Hmm, a new girl for my stable. The others are looking a little used up.”
Van den Driessche said, “I just received a call from my good friend Lance Armstrong who offered moral support and the names of officials I can bribe.”