Teresa Giudice still rocking the leopard print with the tough workouts she learned in the pen.

Good God! Pull a helmet on that noggin and with those hands and jaw she looks like a linebacker for Texas A&M.

Very minor league Leopold and Loeb.

Who will be cast as the children around Michael Jackson? There probably a hundred roles available for this road trip movie. I hope they show MJ pouring “Jesus Juice” down their throats, playing Doctor Jackson, lounging in bed naked, and millions of dollars going to “Parents” and that’s just if the film is made in the…

The kids Jackson molested didn't think it was a joke either.

“It’s almost as if his opinions and wishes are totally irrelevant...”

Joseph Fiennes? No way!

Any word on who will be cast as Michael Jackson's nose?

“. . . the only pic of him you can find to use is a screencap of him being named the Student Athlete of the Week?

If only Kanye had died instead of Loera this would have been a happy story.

Blac Chyna -

Rather pathetic that it’s necessary to bring back a sophomoric folie a deux to interest adult juveniles.

A new word that describes the incredibly dumbass stuff that Paltrow comes up with— GOOPID!

Amber and Kanye’s love child.

What? Another women with breasts? Is this pandemic?

Hard to believe that three other Oprah shills/quacks, Dr. Phil, Oz and Depak Chopra, aren't on the show.

Ohio State Senate Majority Leader Tom Patton — more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

That explains the Kardashians. Kris Jenner’s Wombroom — Making the World Sick Since 1980.

“It’s a worthy and honorable death.” said the man who didn’t die.

There’s nothing like the artificiality, environmental disaster, and wasted water of chemically-induced “green” lawns to show you’re a real concerned citizen.

There’s nothing like the artificiality, environmental disaster, and wasted water of chemically-induced “green” lawns…