At least Behan has a drinking buddy.

“As to the rest of my family, well, we’re just god-praising, patriotic, financially successful, hypocritical white trash with guns.”

Unkind? Jesus, it’s flattering as she’s wearing armored makeup thick enough to stop IEDs without which she’d appear as a saggy, moldy prune.

Tori keeps spending money to change her appearance but I don’t think there’s that much money in the world for her to succeed.

Efron, if you’ll go back to pretending to be an actor of substance, your fans will go back pretending to think you are good at it.

Clooney married someone named Amal. He’s done his part.

Will Smith deserves an award- “Most One-Dimensional Black Actor in Hollywood.”

It’s nice to see that America’s insanity of celebrity worship is shared by Japan.

All how-to videos should be this good, but they’re not. This one is first class and I’ve downloaded the series for future reference.

“(especially if said black person has a vagina)“

It’s not as though this topic hasn’t come up again and again for many, many years. I hope those who wish to do something different do it.

“Pinkett Smith added to her original comments on Twitter with a video on Facebook, noting that she too would not be attending or even watching on television for that matter. “The Academy has the right to acknowledge whomever they choose, to invite whomever they choose, and now I think that it’s our responsibility to…

I recently went into a home where it was 90% IKEA stuff with the other 10% typical crass commercial faux “organic/eco-conscious” bullshit . The lovely couple was so proud of their lovely stuff and the lovely statement they were making.

Someone tell that dumb bastard that’s not where his merkin goes. Also have him check his pants as it appears his diapers are full.

You might if you were a foreign reporter looking at your phone in order to read the question in the best English you could muster.

No. But her privilege does not entitle her to condescending, rude behavior.

So, being a bitch to a foreign reporter is OK if you’re beautiful, wildly successful, popular, and talented?

You are absolutely correct!

This afternoon her lawyer spoke to the crowd of reporters at a press conference.

Only if you can prove this bunch can read at a 3rd-grade level, write their names instead of making an “X,” and have bellies that weigh less than 300 pounds and can see their feet without falling over.