Remind me, which one is Tyra?

El Chapo’s “Run for the Border” line of camo.

I think she’ll make a great Schnieder with a tool-belt of dildos.

I like Ricky. The fact he upsets so many people by not playing a pseudo-PC bore is great. I’ll take him over Amy Schumer’s itchy vagina and Lena Dunham’s facial hemorrhoids one-joke acts.

“Now’s also a good time to recall that Kim Davis essentially won“

Only thing missing from the artwork are room numbers and prices.

“Ugh. You sure paleface know how give Heimlich maneuver?”

“Do I look as stupid as I think I do wearing this helmet?”

“See- I told you Caitlyn Jenner shouldn’t throw the javelin in high heels!”

Yes. She’s adorable.

unless you’re riding with Caitlyn Jenner.

I can’t get past the red-eyed employee thousand-yard stare and hipster stench at Whole Foods. Include the smiling obnoxious parents who let their child-hyenas run amok and think it’s cute that their disease-of-the-week progeny are entitled to be bat-shit crazy in public.

Ricky Gervais was the best part of the show. Sorry you got your tits caught in the your imaginary un-PC wringer.

“Is this Ms. Balogh? I want to sing you a little song called ‘Mammy.’”

Yuck! Sounds like hipster/Stewart style of fru-fru SpaghettiOs.

“My imaginary god is better than your imaginary god and he just told me to beat the shit out of you with His/Her/Its imaginary divine scripture.”

Or you could scrape a knife against the cheese. Or use a vegetable peeler. Nothing says grated cheese like aluminum products and millennial stupidity on your spaghetti.

“It was ancient alien Muslims dancing in the streets that brought down the Towers.”

“I’m just happy to be dead!”