The crowd certainly seems excited while watching the girls present an interpretive dance of the burning, itching, and heartbreak of hemorrhoids.

Hey Kesha, Quasimodo called and wants his hump back.

Another e.coli nail in the Chipotle coffin. http://www.wsj.com/articles/a-chipotle-education-1450829240

Didn’t know Reese Witherspoon was still around. Still don’t care.

Here you go from a fellow Kinja writer.

I’ll lick the spoon of my homemade cookie dough, but not yours. Certainly not any cookie dough abortion that comes from the store.

Chipolte considers anything with 350 miles “locally sourced” product. Locally sourced, organic, farm-fresh, and all the other buzz words are empty and mean nothing. I’d prefer a major producer whose been in business for many years over Jim and Jane local “farmer” whose food standards may not be what would be rejected…

Blue Bell continued making ice cream after they knew there was problems. Chipotle continued to use “locally sourced” products after many, many problems.

The Party of Official Luddites.

New motto for Theranos;

This event, particularly the landing, is the most spiritual experience I’ve had in several years.

The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

Marvelously successful triumph of science and humanity and not a Jehovah, Allah, or evangelical in sight!

“Every tongue that rises up against me in judgement shall be condemned.”

You mean all the murder of men, women, and children once approved by Jehovah is now not approved by Jehovah?

Lot: “ I swear I tripped and it just fell into my daughter’s vagina. Right Lord?”

When three wars aren’t enough, call on Ratman and Bombin to start another.

. . .when I got married, I vowed to God first and then to Joshua for better or for worse, till death do we part,”

Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes, a recent graduate of the Martin Shkreli School of Ethics and Medical Morality. Served as local chapter president of Psy Co Path sorority and recently selected to chair the prestigious Ponzi-Madoff Economic Committee for Financial Fraud.

Wanted: Gullible people who believe in superficial appearances and style over substance, materialism and consumerism over personal values, and a public lie over personal truth.