In America there are lots of quacks. Some got their start from Oprah like Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, and Depak Chopra.

There’s nothing that shows an appreciation for art like trying to match art to the drapes, carpet and sofa.

Rachel Dolezal is protesting because they didn't hire a pretend archeologist woman of color who is also a Sideshow Bob impersonator.

Also announced her new career as a professional mop-head, the "Not-Too-Swifter."

The David Miscavige Halloween costume is only made in onesies to fit David.

yes.

When TED had some goofy guy take 10 minutes to explain “how-to-tie-your-shoes” I knew the jig was up for TED.

As distasteful as that picture may be, I don't do censorship.

1. Stop watching TED. It’s become a mind-numbing mutual masturbation group of snake-oil sellers similar to Oprah’s Book Club.

Nope. Three/fourths of all Hollywood movies are derivative. Pop music, rap, country music would be about 95% derivative. Little talent, big marketing and promotion.

Remakes where the change is gender— the last vestige of the unimaginative.

Also available in David Miscavige size (Height 2” with shoe-lifts, step-stool, and 3 Los Angeles phone books).

Will be appearing on the corner of 14th and K Street tonight in Washington. Does not accept credit cards.

Not to worry. They'll be another talentless blond faux artist appearing next week hyped as the next big thing.

This is pretty scary. Major cheek goiters and sharpie-pen eyebrows, all obsessed because she is the only woman having a baby this century. Rather creepy.

“The strokes are likely to have a long-term impact on Odom’s ability to both walk and speak.”

Science books also scare her.

Frauds, charlatans, and moneygrubbers are still at it today.

Ken Ham and the Creation Museum of Claptrap says these are bugs on the windshield and glare from the fiery light of the Almighty smiting scientists.

I’m going as my favorite savior, Fresco Christ.