How about a real-life model from Wal-Mart?
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Caitlyn is still the best for 2015 since the Mother Theresa for people look is dated.
Wasn’t Caitlyn Jenner available? She’s got that scary Frankenstein look working for her.
Khloe said, “Kris wanted a new dark-brown ottoman for the pool room so we're keeping him. It's the right thing to do."
Whatever life is like it can’t be worse than the movie ex machina.
They didn’t work for this lady.
Because there are other questions that precede whether or not you can “afford” something.
People in India have a use for Drake's coat.
“If only I could squeeze Xenu and David Miscavige like this!"
Why be honest with yourself by saying “I can’t afford this” when you can bullshit yourself with “How can I afford this?”
Yoga pants are for those people who think wearing yoga pants makes them yoga practitioners. Just like the people who carry Bibles thinks that makes them spiritual Christians.
“So, what? Get rid of the church? What about the people who believe? Believe in Jesus, Mary, Heaven and Hell and the Saints. What do you think they should do? Stop believing? I doubt you could make them. “
Wait a minute. This is America where you need to be wearing your Mindfulness pants, have a mindfulness class with others wearing their mindfulness pants, have a mindfulness personal trainer, subscribe to Mindfulness Today and fifteen Mindfulness apps, and then meet for mindfulness smoothies with your mindfulness…
It appears the VBS (very short bus) broke down on the way to the asylum for their frontal lobotomies. That's a shame.
You've not missed anything. It's like watching a brain-dead armadillo having seizures.
“Terri Schiavo, a Florida woman who was in a vegetative state.”
“It is plausible that Black Lives Matter has created the conditions for [rioters] to exploit for their own personal gain . . .”
Maybe the fetus has her mommy's cheek goiters.
You are right. Old Yeller was a wonderful dog, protected his companions, was loyal, helpful, and good of heart.