Tie those tubes, lock her up, and keep her away from kids and animals.

No one can accuse Lamar of having an IQ higher than his shoe size.

There is only one candy for me. Sweet Tarts. The only candy I buy, the only candy people buy for me.

Khloe has asked for Lamar to be given another 10 Reloads so that the family can enjoy their last few hours with him and go out with a bang.

Lamar spent $75,000 for his vegetabilistis. Let him enjoy his last moments as a waxy potato in peace.

Should have used this current photo of Lamar.

Get that mole looked at.

If he lives it will be as a giant eggplant — not too different than before his latest Darwinian Award-winning move.

Not a tragedy, not even close. Ignorance and willful stupidity and he's on the lame-brain train.

“Please pray for our Lamar’s erection.”

Looks like he's breaking out in a chorus of "Old Man Rivet."

“Depends” adult diapers in celebrity designs - Iggy wears them for her dribbling days.

Wallpaper from an abandoned 1920s Texas bordello.

“1Password is the best looking password manager on the market”

“1Password is the best looking password manager on the market”

No oversight needed. Just let people grow their own in the garden with tomatoes and cucumbers.

If you have to tell people you’re famous, you’re not and neither is the food.

The same group mindset as evangelical Christians.

Do people who collect these Lego figures keep them next to their parents Beanie Babies and Cabbage Patch Kids?

A.C. Doyle’s son was killed during WW1 if I recall correctly. Many mediums preyed upon the bereaved and like many Christians today fall for the chance to see their loved ones again “on the other side.” You could look at these evangelists, faith-healers, prophets, and others as the modern-day frauds still doing the…

“incredibly deep holes”