This photo of the Kardashians from Seattle in the 1890s. Madam and her “girls.”. Look close and see if you can spot Caitlyn.

Skanky asshole forgives another skanky asshole for being with another skanky asshole.

Age progression in ten years.

Taking bets on when Solo goes OJ on somebody who crosses her hemosterrhoided-ass and the slow-motion downfield drug-induced run while wearing her Bruno Magli classy lady shoes.

“What the Hell Is Heidi Klum About to Be for Halloween?”

Kim Davis picks up another endorsement from the religious intelligentsia.

Go get ‘em Russia. Correct the mistakes Uncle Sammy made. Better your dead than ours.

The most vapid looking bunch since the bodies at Jonestown.

Humanism is certainly the appropriate term. Feminism has become a sacrosanct term right up there with Bible Science. Makes certain people feel special and gives them something to shout about.

Another rutabaga success story from the garden of Scientology.

Healed scar on forehead -sure sign of a decades-old brain transplant. Here’s the proof made at his last rehab..

It’s better that you didn’t show up to this wedding.

Here's three whose orthodox and fundamentalist followers continue to kill, pillage, and hold-back humanity. (The goofy looking guy in the center isn't Paul Dano. He was, however, a pedophile and is rumored to be an Afghan dancing boy.)

“My ex-boyfriend will tell you that I’m not dangerous; just misunderstood. We did get into a fight once on a trip but now we’re good friends.”

“I’ve been hungry for shish kabob.”

Creationists and other Tea-Party fundamentalists had this studied response to the scientific findings about water on Mars.

“Jazz Hands for Jesus."