I’m not bitching and moaning. I’m laughing at them.

I hope that those churches end and the supporters go to meet Jebus (Jebus lives in the sketchy part of Stockton). The rest of us can celebrate that those fools are gone and science, not superstition and religious tripe, still runs the big show.

Everyone Is Fighting Over This Fancy Dog’s Sperm

It's amazing what you can put together from the dumpster behind Hobby Lobby and a Bedazzler.

“Can we please get a story where men aren’t pigs? I’m trying to raise a son, and I need a sliver of hope that he’s not doomed to grow up to be pig, too. I need to know that it is possible in this day and age to grow up into a good and decent man”

Camps are being constructed throughout Germany and Poland for VW owners to gather while waiting for settlements and new cars. Owners will meet at trains depots where they will be driven in special diesel VW vehicles where owners will turn “Tru Blue.”

I hope she doesn’t have a pilot’s license. Or maybe she gets her pilot’s license because she has a mental illness (or just simply stupid) and do-gooders don’t want her to be singled out because of she’s “handi-capable, special, and intellectually different.”

Brain-dead runs in the family with this kid. Daughter of Bruce/Caitlyn who was erroneously given an courage award for picking her own underwear instead of her nose.

“And yes, you can be a very serious and substantial woman and also allow the planets to rule your soul! #astrology“

I hope for the day people can grow marijuana in their garden along with tomatoes and cucumbers.

He’s still alive? I thought he died after his last 20 terrible performances, was buried in the Almost So-so Cemetery behind the local Little Theater group, and large rocks place on his grave to keep him from ever returning.

Coming in 2016. “World’s Largest Cracker Barrel.”

“Ve can gas zem now, and seventy-years later, ve can gas zem again. Wunderbar!”

Signs are important. Signs like “Restrooms, Exit, No Smoking, Yield,” and many others.

“When she was 7, her family fled Ellisville [Mississippi] amid talk of lynchings. On to Illinois, where white mobs rioted. To Ohio, where the Klan raised torches.”

If I could push a button and wipe out ISIS I would. But when the ecological balances are wiped out you’re left with the rats but no predators.

When George Wallace was in Alabama before he became governor, he was a moderate on race relations. In his first race for the Democratic nomination for governor he was a moderate, didn’t support the Klan like his opponent. He lost the nomination to a vehement racist.

I don’t want any religious fundamentalist in the White House, Congress, or Supreme Court, whether Jew, Christian, or Muslim.