And it’s necessary to feed the war/defense contractors, weapon-builders, keep the Israeli war government going, and Fox News yelling about boogeymen everywhere.

Why send US troops to Syria to fight ISIS? Let Russia do it and more power to them.

Alabama fans seemed to remain fairly calm. But watch when Tennessee loses. I’m waiting for mass suicides at the 50 yard line. It’s hilarious.

There’s no shame involved; shame is not a term they’d be familiar with anyway. Look how well it’s paid off. Pimping is the second oldest profession.

There’s no shame involved; shame is not a term they’d be familiar with anyway. Look how well it’s paid off. Pimping…

“Dilation and curettage (D&C) is a procedure to remove tissue from inside your uterus. Doctors perform dilation and curettage to diagnose and treat certain uterine conditions — such as heavy bleeding — or to clear the uterine lining after a miscarriage or abortion.”

Let me check with Jesus. He’s parking His bunny so it will be a few minutes.

Well, you must admit she had gained a couple of pounds.

If only he’d killed her before doing pot I’d feel better.

Won't have an abortion but will have a D&C as a medical necessity when she's pregnant by her youth minister boyfriend.

Another fine Christian offers her support to Kim Davis.

“Lena Dunham has become that social media friend who only posts cryptic stuff.”

Just imagine shining the light in the Kardashian bordello. It would look like a sperm bank explosion.

Just imagine shining the light in the Kardashian bordello. It would look like a sperm bank explosion.

Instead of food drop the "Alfred Packer Book of Stews, Sausage, and Jerky," along with knives, big pots, and Martha Stewart linens.

Delivering more food for people to survive to breed more starving people is not the answer.

Kanye's clothes make the escaping Underground Railroad slaves look stylish.

Are these migrant, refugee, or immigrant bunnies? Are they on their way through Washington to Oregon, Montana? Do the bunnies know where the best fields of clover and carrots provided by the States are?

Dane Cook and Miley? The un-funniest man in American and a walking advertisement for Hep C and Canker sores. Perfect match.

What's the psi those Calvins can take before they go boom? That's more pressure than Mt. Pelee before eruption.

What’s the going dole in Ireland now? It might be worth the swim though it probably doesn’t pay near as well as Germany.

Keeping heading northwest until you reach your sign of salvation at the end of the rainbow.