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Ms. Rands has finally met her ideal man and is bringing him to homecoming.

The face of someone near the Kervorkian bandwagon.

She was brain dead as Bruce. She’s brain dead as Caitlyn.

I’m sure the world is asking. It will be discussed in detail at the Republican debate, Bernie Sanders will have a press release, and Hillary is issuing a position paper.

“If I Could Go From Rags to Riches Then Back to Rags” collection.

Don’t worry Joy. Tomorrow is "National Be Offended about Anything and Everything Day" so there's thousands of others just breathlessly awaiting to have their feelings hurt.

Don’t worry Stephen. Nearly everyone who said they’d never forget 9-11 already has. You too shall be forgotten.

Cher's face has been lifted so many times I'm not sure if that's a part in her hair or her ass crack.

How about a full sized version for adult screaming meemies with automatic drip tubes of thorazine and Demerol?

“Jesus loves the little children. All the children in the world.

Ah! The quivering taint has spoken.

But Mr. President, haven’t you heard about Facebook and Kinja who censor anything that some quivering taint calls hate speech? Anything that might send them into a seizure offending their delicate baby-toes?

Eggs need not stick. Either you’re doing something wrong in cooking or your seasoning is not good.

Eggs need not stick. Either you’re doing something wrong in cooking or your seasoning is not good.

But if you buy the ScotchBrite you can’t show off your hipster image, and people won’t believe that you’re an important foodie.

But if you buy the ScotchBrite you can’t show off your hipster image, and people won’t believe that you’re an

I'm starting to worry about those cheek goiters. Isn't this what Joseph Merrick had?

It's only fair that trans, queer, and/or of color models look equally stupid as the white ones.

Appears to be hiding his lobotomy scar but the eyes tell the tale.

Psst! You’re supposed to pull your drawers up after you pee.

Sméagol’s doppelganger.

Jesus is waiting for his apology. Don’t be making Jesus wait.