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Everything was going so well until Gramps slipped her the tongue.

I’m waiting for the fall season to begin. Who will cry first?

“. . . that God’s Hand would move in all of this to His end for His Honor and Glory . . .”

New OSHA warning required for giant women.

Isn’t this lonely shaming? An offensive product that, by its very nature, has been created to make all lonely people feel ashamed of their loneliness? Lonely people have feelings and this product is despicable in shaming the lonely.

If only Arbor had been black, shaming white people for being white, cracking jokes at those who work, have a decent home, a measure of self-respect, children that don’t rape, rob, and pillage, who read, write, and talk in understandable English, then her routine would have been considered edgy, hilarious,…

Better yet, you should create some “art” first. If it hadn’t been used by someone else no one would have even seen it.

Employment Agency: “Welcome sir. What can you do?”

Mike Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Ken Ham, and Kim Davis are upset as this is just an example of the devil tempting humanity with science.

Mike Huckabee and Ken Ham have called a news conference to explain the fossils are just ruse to test man’s faith in God, the Bible and creationism.

“I mean, my hoo-hoo is this big, drops to the floor, and I use it as a Roomba. My son shouldn’t be exposed to Roombas other than his mom’s. Why that would be pornography.”

‘Nope — wasn’t me!”

Even Tammy Faye Bakker is crying!

If the truth were known the booze was never sent. What everyone is tasting is RSP (Russian Space Piss) with hints of dill, babushka sweat, and Stalin’s hemorrhoids. The aroma is greasy Russian mobster, mixed with the delicate bouquet of bath-house balls and old hookers.

Won’t be long before the “refugees” will be demanding that Bayreuth festspielhaus becomes a mosque and all statues of Wagner and Beethoven be replaced by Mohammed’s cameltoe carved in dried goat dung.

That's right. Send all those antiquities back to Syria so ISIS can reveal in their glory.

Mike Huckabee will NOT be traveling to Iraq to support this woman as she's an infidel.

Guilty of not worshiping the correct imaginary god.

Personal trainer? Isn’t that like homeopathic healers, psychics, life coaches, and ghost hunters?