Another Sasquatch (with apologies to Bigfoot, his family, and all the little Bigfeet).

Wearing a bath-towel in public does qualify her for Senile Old Woman parts.

Lesbians in Jamaica call it Pokegurl.

“The pair allegedly offered to sell a cop $200 worth of marijuana and for Romero to perform a sex act. “

Don't worry Joe Davis as help is on the way. Jesus is coming!

Instead of calling her car "Charlene" a better name might have been "Chlamydia."

My God — this is horrible. Just think about the poor weaves, braids, cornrows, dreadlocks, and jheri-curls that may have been damaged beyond repair. Another senseless attack on hair.

This is why America is great! Mentally challenged hipsters have been demanding this to improve their living quarters in Mom’s basement.

44.5 Inches and Counting

You know something is up when Davis has this on her front lawn.

Josh isn’t around because he’s in godly prayer with Jimmy Swaggert, Ted Haggard, and Jim Bakker.

Rachel Dolezal has released her latest sonogram. Doesn’t look like her but has strong resemblance to her baby daddy.

Be starving. It’s amazing how starving makes food better. Imagine yourself not eating for three days. Better yet imagine yourself living in an interment camp where a cup of filthy water containing four grains of rice three times a week is what you get if you can fight off everyone else.

Does it come in a camo version? Like with brown, light brown, dark brown, purple, black, greenish-brown, yellow-orange, and Amber Rose color?

This drunk was lucky; he lost a ring while dancing.

I love Amazon and have since I began using it in 1999.Couldn’t ask for better service, generally the lowest prices, speedy refunds and returns, a wide variety of products, and more honest reviews than any other site.

‘May also cause giganticass, poor judgement in spousal selection, American Pharaoh face, and inability to really know who's the real father of any of your siblings. May also cause blackheads to pop out your butt."

Was last night’s VMA sponsored by Planned Parenthood?

We’ll be preying for you.

Support for Kayne’s candidacy is pouring in.