The good news is the Public Health Department has found the source of most STDs in the area and are setting up delousing stations before walking the red carpet to protect the public.

Recent graduates of the Kamelot’s Kids Klassroom.

Start putting all drunk obnoxious fans in the top tier with fly-a-way railings for the 7th-inning fall.

If people and kids are taught that the Bible is true with its mass murder and genocide for an imaginary god, why would you expect kids to not believe in other imaginary beings as true?

God — the favorite mass murderer of ignorant sheep and goat herders everywhere. Nothing like a Bible quote to get my bowels moving.

Hey look! It's the Bill Cosby for tweeners!

“Mikey, From one kiddie diddler to another, Happy Birthday!”

“Be sure and catch my show in Juarez with my dear friend, Senor Donkey."

Jesus is not pleased and will soon be ridin’ down the street giving the side-eye to the New Territory Residential Community Association.

Interesting. When I searched for “clogged toilet” this was my results.

“Look Ma, it's a Portland Pie!"

“Preparing the topping simply required you to dump a small pouch of chocolate chips onto the metal baking tray . . .

Misplaced uterus? Has anyone check Caitlyn's purse? Maybe she stole it.

Your ignorance of Wagner must be bliss!

What’s wrong with Wal-Mart? Not only do they have good prices but some of the people (and employees) who shop there look like extras from Tod Browning’s “Freaks.”