Evidently, Norm Macdonald thinks we’d all be better off if we went back to the days when everyone assumed women were lying about abuse or harassment and all famous people were given an infinite supply of second chances whenever they fuck up.

Not at all like the terrorist fist bump brouhaha? 

I think Iron Man 1 is still a high as well. Sometimes I rewatch it and marvel about how damn efficient it is for a movie that was highly improvised.

The set was like 3 houses and a dirt road!

Thor’s a big part of what makes the first Avengers work, too. His first appearance there, and the ensuing fight with Iron Man, is the moment that movie fully won me over. And of all the jokes in all the MCU, none crack me up quite like Hemsworth quietly insisting “He’s adopted” after hearing an account of Loki’s…

Loki and Kat Dennings are definitely the three high points of the movie.

Or we could just cancel conference media days altogether because when you add up all the conferences and all the stories by all the sportswriters who attend all the conference media days the end result is nothing the least bit useful or interesting. The fact that Bryce Love plans to attend medical school might be the…

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

This woman is just flailing for attention and relevance, and in all likelihood desperately welcomes a twitter feud with Hart. I hope for a brief dismissal at most from him and leaving it to the “caring” hands of the fans on social media.

I’ll wait for someone who is actually funny to criticize a comedian and then I’ll pay some attention.

I have a very specific recollection of 50 cents for a hot dog with sauerkraut, downtown DC, 2009, while I waited for my wife to have a job interview. Maybe you could stretch it to say $1 now, at the outside. $5.45 is like 9/11 times a million.

Don’t get TSA PreCheck. If everyone gets it, you’ll ruin it for the rest of us.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

Discovered she was pregnant? This is the real crisis. When will we find a cure for unexpected pregnancies!?! Surely we can come up with some medication or some device that physically impedes the sperm and egg from meeting.

What? No mention of their now-deleted tweet as to how the game would certainly go on tonight because of the roof?

I agree with your point generally, but billionaires and particularly millionaires tend to favor Democrats. (I understand that income <> wealth, but other data show that this correlation holds for income and wealth.)

Opposing the Soviet Union

Jesus christ, you’re really going for it with this post. This is incredible. You make it sound in the headline like they’re just chanting it for no reason, because you know “singing along to a song” makes it sound much less bad. Then, when we’re primed to feel bad, you post the sad, desperate text messages of some…

What a well thought through opinion.