I have a very specific recollection of 50 cents for a hot dog with sauerkraut, downtown DC, 2009, while I waited for my wife to have a job interview. Maybe you could stretch it to say $1 now, at the outside. $5.45 is like 9/11 times a million.

Don’t get TSA PreCheck. If everyone gets it, you’ll ruin it for the rest of us.

I felt a deep, incredibly sad irony while I watched socialists protest at the Brandenburg gate in Berlin–they were literally standing on top of markers in the ground where the socialist government of East Germany killed people fleeing communism. I feel the same when I read this article; despite evidence to the…

I think, once you start including anime and cartoons, your list gets exponentially bigger.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

FWIW: that last number you came up with is more particles than exists in the known universe, I believe (the last estimate I heard for that was about 10^81)

Discovered she was pregnant? This is the real crisis. When will we find a cure for unexpected pregnancies!?! Surely we can come up with some medication or some device that physically impedes the sperm and egg from meeting.

What? No mention of their now-deleted tweet as to how the game would certainly go on tonight because of the roof?

I agree with your point generally, but billionaires and particularly millionaires tend to favor Democrats. (I understand that income <> wealth, but other data show that this correlation holds for income and wealth.)

Opposing the Soviet Union

Jesus christ, you’re really going for it with this post. This is incredible. You make it sound in the headline like they’re just chanting it for no reason, because you know “singing along to a song” makes it sound much less bad. Then, when we’re primed to feel bad, you post the sad, desperate text messages of some…

What a well thought through opinion.

This is “hating on black people?” They’re just singing along to a song.

When duke loses, we are all winners

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

She also asserted that her tax dollars somehow go towards Thorpe and Tyson’s salaries. That’s definitely not how taxes work, but believing so is definitely how being a wretched white person in America works.

Narrator voice: “It was not”

Love the satire but would love “sit on my facebook” to get shut down even more.

Unions have supported Reagan and they supported Trump.