if there ever was a movie that deserved Adam Sandler this is it

Here’s a photo of one of those producers.

Joel Embiid: Likeable NBA Giant or Most Likeable NBA Giant?

Shouldnt this be over on Jezebel and not The Root?

Do it during a full moon to make sure we get it all.

Yeah, it’s a goofy looking thing that I’m sure is confusing if you don’t understand it, but her immediate incredulousness is hilarious to me. Like, did she really think at a major league baseball stadium during a major league baseball game there was just a sign for the Ku Klux Klan? Did she think the fifth inning…

I don’t have any trust issue with my back button on my Android phone though... And I definitely find it very, very useful.

Oh, yeah. Let’s get bogged down in the minutiae. What will you bet the cops can’t get fired because the union won’t let justice be served...to the cops.

Today I learned the price of an innocent man’s life is “two jobs, possibly, depending on how good their union contract is.”

“Don’t treat my daughter like a possession! Only I get to do that!” - the kind of father that wears those stupid fucking shirts

Luke turned to the dark side.

Yep, yet another instance of the assholes on the internet wanting to shame people for doing what they want. Oh, you want an alternative to smoking? We’re going to shame you for using a vaporizer. You want assistance with your constant fidgeting? How dare you. Chew on a pen like everyone else. Well, fuck you, I’m going…

Ok, come on, you can’t have it both ways on this one. Either saying an entire gender is trash is hate speech, or it’s not. Just because we don’t like the particular men who have been complaining doesn’t make “men are trash” a productive sentiment. And the way to fix “millennia of oppression” is not to normalize the…

“Men are trash” is simply not the same thing as sexist attacks on women, because you don’t face the systemic oppression that makes sexist slurs so toxic

I have it on good authority that the Celtics were the team that asked him that question. I’m just hoping he gave them an answer without bias.

Fucking is the greatest thing in the world. But if it’s done irresponsibly, then there are consequences, of which pregnancy is the main one.

“I was a parent of two and involved with the father of my children, but we weren’t in a relationship or anything.”

Left-wing critics of liberalism instead see the free-speech rights of the oppressed and the oppressors set in zero-sum conflict, so that the expansion of one inevitably comes at the cost of the other.