That’s Olympic Bronze Medalist, NCAA, NBA, and 5x Russian League champion to you, Samer.

Thanks! And while you’re at it, I’ll have a grande latte, no whip.

If my degree in History has taught me anything, it’s that I am gifted at picking fonts for resumes.

Really should consider changing the title to “Liberal Arts Majors Are Bullshit”.

Yeah, great message. No one who’s ever found success has gotten there through hard work.

Like I said, neither Paul was the full solution. But to suggest there is racial inequality, that our prisons our disproportionate for minor drug crimes and for minorities is a hugetshift from the GOP norm. If the party continued to shift in that direction, a direction the Paul’s have exposed to a national GOP stage,…

There’s a certain type of snide coastal people who love it when other brands of snideness aren’t quite snide enough for him or her.

No need to defend one of the best shows around. If people haven’t seen the past 3-4 seasons then it’s their fault.

South Park had an entire episode about how Trump sucks. This is a strange article.

I still think the survival of the GOP stems on them being able to adapt to what the Paul’s started. A libertarian sense of fiscal conservatism, the libertarianesque approach to social issues, and some refocusing on some of the power to the states.

Wow. You are a drooling retard. Go burn your dick in some fondue.

OK, we got your opinion on South Park. In spades. Whaddaya think about that Rand Paul fellow?

The six letters in the name Royals are tied for the fewest in an American League World Series champion since 1991.

hence why so many bars have chalkboard (or hell, digital) displays. keg tabbed, board erased, boom. And yes, many bars I go to print out menus every day. Or at the very least a board saying “out of X”

No more so than the bartender/establishment that fails to erase tapped beers or unavailables from the menu so I have to re-decide.

Hah! Joke’s on you, my coworker turned me down before we even had a chance to start dating and eventually break up.

Maybe you are confused. This is a list of teams you can root for in the playoffs.

So you’re going to vote for an old Communist or a boring liar? Who’s the crazy one?

Challenge: This is the most liberal site I’ve read (yes, even worse than the Huffington Post). If Deadspin releases an article dissing the Democratic ticket, then I will post a video of myself running naked across a tennis court.