God I miss this show !

He should've cosplayed as Phil Ken Sebben... "Ha ha ha! Smells like dangly parts..."

All it needs is an Apple logo, and you bitches would be calling it the best Laptop ever.

In homes where they disabled their smoke detector to keep their phone going.

Normally, I wouldn't interpret "exactly" any other way. But these puzzles have a way to disregard the obvious logical answer because of BS like that :D

Yes, subjecting the internet to one of the most onerous regulatory schemes the feds have to offer and to the kind of incredibly fierce competition found only amongst public utilities is sure to accomplish all of those things.

Net Neutrality is going to do for the internet what Obamacare has done for the healthcare system.

The problem is Stewart *could* run for office on the platform of work he's built over the years, but there's no way he could be that person once he got into office if he wanted to actually accomplish anything of hold office for anything longer than one term.

Since I pay for TV, I don't have any qualms about torrenting shows that are part of my basic cable package.

DVD technology. (Infographic from Making Light, via Cory Doctorow and boingboing.)

You killed Ted, you Medieval dickweed!

"Iron Maiden? EXCELLENT!"

For the youngs who never read the fat side:

To quote Shirley Bassey, "Well it's all just a little bit of history repeating."

"area residents are too rich and content to get worked up about the occasional taxpayer-funded slaying."

That's just poor advice. Just because you couldn't fathom not being able to do certain activities on your computer, others wouldn't fathom doing those activities in the first place. I literally never use my computer offline, and I mean literally, literally. I don't do photoshop, I don't play any games anymore, I…

As a single guy, this is how I'm spending Valentine's day.