Not liking a cappella doesn’t seem like a particularly ‘hip’ posture, though. It’s more of an ironic hipster move to like them at this point.

I do like how all the teenage bullies on the Simpsons are still early ‘90's relics who dig Pearl Jam.

But I don’t want any damn vegetables.

Don’t like Coleco computers, eh?  Those babies will rust right up on ya.

We wouldn’t have Ol’ Gil if we still had Lionel Hutz.

Gil rocks.

But as we all know, as per the episode ‘Kill the Alligator and Run’, the Simpsons are banned from entering the state of Florida. Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

Are you saying most phone have a fart app baked into the OS?

Or it could be read as “she shouldn’t be expected to understand these things and should have been protected by her white overlords but they are culturally clueless so she’s off the hook.” Equally bizarre and bad.

Came here to say that.  The insinuation that a black woman can’t be racist and/or xenophobic and/or out of touch is incredibly bizarre.  

The burden of proof is on the accuser.

This is a serious question I’m going to ask in an un-serious way. Hows a goofy old dude supposed to try and fuck? Or I guess less callously when does pursuit become Sexual Misconduct?

Sigh... when will this war on science end?

The author made me uncomfortable. That is wine and cheese level of sexual assault. I demand you now attempt to exonerate your existence.

Is there something wrong with asking a woman for wine and cheese? In sincerity, excuse my ignorance if I’m missing something, because I’m all for toxic masculinity dying a quick painful death, but that seems like its not something that is necessarily wrong? 

Clearly that's why his parents were so concerned.

I think Lisa as a TV reviewer would have been more accurate to the types of people who write internet TV recaps.

The president’s tweets would be a lot more interesting if he used insults like these. Less “Crooked Hillary is BAD!”, more “Hillary Clinton’s brain is full of SPIDERS!”

Okay, so Toyota is totally trolling with that grill. It’s starting to creep around the side of the goddamn car.

But they demonstrably do, though. Paying $800 to cop a pair that you’ll be able to find for $100 a month later isn’t a badge of honor.

If you’re looking to be original - which was the whole point before it became totally hype based - the outlet stores would get the crazier colorways, because - again - the goal isn’t…