To be fair, those twinks did hear something about “hung gay men”, so confusion is understood.

A few years back Apple products were: 

I can’t believe ewe would do that

No, they were trying to pull the wool over our eyes,

Sheer awfulness, even

You should, because that was baaaaad.

Would you say that the original researchers are now feeling a bit... sheepish?

We’ve already seen the results of the shoot that followed, in a scene from recent TV spots, featuring a wisened old Skywalker hesitantly entering the ship’s cockpit and turning on the lights. Apparently, it hit the actor playing the character just as hard.

He’s an idiot and here’s exactly why:

All you need to know about the white ‘Merican political mind:

Horrarious? Hilarifying!

I’m not sure what you expect them to do. The dude had a spotless record and so far no history of any personal, medical, or familial records has indicated any potential issue. He could easily have purchased a weapon from anywhere, and has, including one of the tougher states on gun control which was California.

Even…

Of course nothing will change. America is a cesspit of madness - your fucked up country has an average of 350 CHILDREN murdered by guns every year (just guns, not counting other sources) - multiple annual school shootings every year.. and despite all that, despite the murder of goddamn CHILDREN, your country does…

If you choose Prime shipping, don’t forget to order at least one of your bomb ingredients separately, in case of a little jostling along the way. I lost three mailmen before learning that lesson.

This is what pisses me off about Amazon. Sure you can buy all your bomb making stuff online, but it kills your local mom and pop bomb shop. That’s where you’re gonna get helpful advice about bombs making with a smile.

The best part of this is that two Zoomie pilots went where Marine pilots feared to tread. They get to hold this over the Marines for years. Of course I’ve always considered A-10 pilots the most kickass pilots in the AF.

A-10 versus the Japanese fleet that attacked Pearl Harbor.

I always wished there was a time traveling A-10 movie where the pilot just interferes with historical battles while smoking a cigar and laughing like a maniac.

Stories like this is why I am of the belief that any time an Air Force General claims that the A-10 could be replaced by the (insert name of fast flying delicate high dollar aircraft) they should be challenged to put their gonads (penis & testicles) on the line based on the results of a real world competition between…

Yes, you’re supposed to pay the guys who lost your information. It’s like paying protection money to the guy who broke your kneecaps.