France.

I don’t think I have money.

The title *LITERALLY* says the most important races held in *AMERICA*. What nationality are the fans?

The attendance of a superbowl is 100,000 people.

Buy the Delorean so you can complain about how you’re *NOT* time traveling when you hit 88mph.

I’m from Detroit. So it hits home. Also I had to include stadium super trucks, which is god damn epic and included in that event.

#Micdrop

10. Daytona 500

Really?

You’re not the type of person to buy products with a “some assembly required” sticker on it, are you?

Pikes Peak International Hillclimb

Fantastic, now it’ll break like a smartphone glass too. Can we take it to our local phone repair shop for replacement?

Venom GT basically broke every record outside of motorsports... just saying.

Wow.

Wow.

Every one of these has a cheaper version OR IS THE FUCKING CHEAP VERSION.

248mph

When you’re in a 225mph car, pretty much everything goes by faster.

I wonder if by “SUPER HIGH” you mean it’s like 500 more.

The hurtbutt is real.