XM is free right now, and BPM is bliss while driving next to idiots.

You must also hate the McLaren P1, Ford GT, and other engineering innovations.

The “Racing educated” think the car is ugly but the uneducated think it’s pretty?

Hideous?

The most controversial comment was easily the Mercedes bringing Europe down.

Click on my profile and read anything I’ve read. I’m fairly sarcastic.

“I can’t even” so much I need Starbucks right now.

Journalists, test drivers, and racing car drivers must all wear fire safety equipment from now on.

Coming from someone who used to work for the parent company and didn’t have to sign paperwork

Have you heard of the Dacia Sandero?

Comparing a 15 year old American product to a 15 year old Merc. Puts it around the S500 range. Absolutely reliable, no questions asked.

I SAID IT WAS A LEFT 3 NOT A LEFT 6 GOD DAMMIT.

Are you German? Please tell me you’re German. Because every joke has gone right over your head.

I would tell you to go get a cup of coffee and relax, but there’s a fair chance your Mercedes might break down on the way to the coffee shop so maybe you can try and sleep it off?

The LFA is unexpectedly amazing?

10/10 chance that I’m joking, and you’re blowing it out of proportion.

1. Horrible reliability

Cars made by Mercedes is why we think European cars are garbage.

ETA Before imminent ringland failure?

You’re missing a few top brands. Stilo being a big one if money were no object.