He’s having some difficulties overcoming physics, that’s all.

This is this century's version of "I don't even own a tv."

Thought question: Why do android fanbois spend so much fucking time reading apple product announcements? Can't remember the last time I gave a shit enough to post on Android threads. Buy whatever the fuck you want and shut up.

My gosh that's amazing. Virginia actually did something that wasn't idiotic and inconvenient for all involved.

Shameless plug from a fan:

Wait...is this you? You're funny as hell.