You can come and sit with me and my middle aged husband. We have seen watch PP1 and 2 more times than I will admit, and still laugh and cry every single time.

Fuck all y’all downers, I can’t wait for this.

Use a bidet you heathen....or secret replicant?

JESUS CHRIST THERE’S ALWAYS ONE COMMENTER

Me, I’m partial to someone with a keen understanding of how our government functions and prior experience, but I’ve always been an odd duck.

I just watched that whole video, and at the end, realized I was sitting chin-on-fist, head cocked, and smiling dreamy eyed the entire time.

I gave up the colour and went grey, fully grey, in January. I’m gonna stick with the “fierce act of bravery” descriptor, though in all truth it also saves me money on colouring and also idgaf anymore.

I’m apparently part jerk bc that skit never bothered me. Also, I would watch mean tweets every day until the end of time.

Wait a damn minute!

I can tell you that this...

Well, obviously then speculating about what’s in her glass is going to be incredibly helpful and constructive *eye roll*

I would have loved to play dress up in a gown that magnificent as a kid. It’s like peak dress up.

THIS. Frozen pizza where I live in Canada is usually $7 to $9 now. I make my own for a fraction of that and know what I’m eating.

Agreed! And she seems utterly in love with him too from what I’ve seen. They also seem entirely normal, particularly for a celeb couple. They’re pretty much relationship goals tbh.

Me too. I think he’s funny and I like geeks. When they got engaged I Mariah Carey gif'ed.

I think he’s great. He fully acknowledges he was screwed up and learned to move on. He pulled himself out of washed up nothing to being relevant and successful. I’ve heard people citizen him being overly excited and it has to be fake, but if you know comic con nerds and such it most definitely isn’t (of those I know).…

He seems like the absolute sweetest. Why is there this assumption that he's not good enough?

Is there a Chrome extension you can get that turns “right to life” to “forced birthers”? Cause that resonates with me even more than “anti-choice”.

At the very least they should get the fuck out of your living room, man.

Super true, I mean Penny Oleksiak is only 16 and she is the first gold medalist for Canada and is the first recipient for Canada in this plus she won 4 medals in less than 7 days. CBC always shows the Americans winning everything, so the South should have the same respect for the North. Like honestly, afraid of a…