While it’s an interesting theory that he’s got some reverse Samson thing going on with his hair, I think he’s just maturing. Like a fine fucking wine. Also, he definitely has more freedom to do what he wants as a solo artist.

This show is helping me de-stress in the weeks and now days leading up to my wedding. This was my second batch.

...good for Kim and Kanye.

Mine was dramatic, but that’s because I asked them to change the music to classical and the song that played was Ride of the Valkyries.

We really should make this a thing. My insertion was SO painful and even though my boyfriend took very good care of me afterward, he really couldn’t understand how painful it was. It would’ve been nice to have some camaraderie. Of course, if I’d known just how painful it was going to be, I would’ve chosen a female…

My friends and family have all been getting snipped recently and I love the dudes and their dramatic stories. I shoved a human out my vag and had another yanked out of my sliced open uterus, but please do go on about your excruciating in-office procedure.

My brother’s was “snipped” with lasers. I did enjoy his story…

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We need walls! That’s how you know where to put your furniture! And if you take down all of the walls, where do you put your coat closet? No one ever thinks of the coats.

I love all of them and I’m pretty sure they’re all on my iPhone right now. I stopped buying music in 1999.

I remember having my first orgasm at 13. My boyfriend was fingering me and I was so CLUELESS that I didn’t even know what an orgasm was. I was getting pretty turned on and then all of a sudden everything felt goddamn AMAZING for a few seconds and then it tickled and I made him stop. Took me 3 more years to figure out…

I have a pair of bandlettes and like them. I don’t ever use them for all day wear (I have difficulties sitting like a lady, so my Undersummers take care of two problems at once). But, if I’m going on a date or something and want something sexier under my dress than a pair of shorts, I’ll definitely wear them. I’ve…

I do really like them! They are about 4 inches wide and have multiple bands of that sticky lining like you get at the top of strapless bras and dresses, you know what I mean? The very edge can roll down a bit because they are lace so the sticky band doesn’t go all the way to the edge, but it doesn’t happen often and…

A couple years after college, I’m still waiting tables. I walk up to a table that just got sat, introduce myself, and realize that it’s the guy who bullied me in high school. I’m waiting tables. He’s wearing a suit, looking smug, and asking me for refills. It was horrible.

Work a job that snooty people see as less-than. I recommend anything in fast food, a gas station, or any job that has you waiting on assholes and cleaning up their messes while they act all superior to you.

I had trouble coming up with names for three kids spread out over a little under 5 years. I can’t imagine having to come up with two at the same time.

Sir is not a good name. At all. Disapprove. Please rethink. Also:

Get it Britney. You’re in you’re mid-30's, still up on the stage, shaking your ass. I’m a fat mom in my 30's and I’m eating a 3 Muskateers bar at my desk.

I also like trips to the beach. Mid-week is best as I can find parking close and the beach is relatively empty.

FINALLY A HOUSE FOR MY PONTIAC AZTEC COLLECTION

When it comes back up, GO GO GO! It’s brilliant. It’ll be a brain drain for a while though cause you just can’t stop reading it. Kind of like binge watching.