I was thinking maybe for the her son? No matter how rich you are, kids should pretty much always be dressed in disposable clothing. But that might be a skewed perspective since I have no children and don’t want any and they seem like little money pits to me. Cute ones, sometimes, but money pits nonetheless.

This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read. They’re right up there with Gomez and Morticia Addams and Nick and Nora Charles for Relationship Goals.

I’m not even playing Pokemon Go (yet) and I’m still annoyed by all of the bitching about it. Just shut up and let people enjoy their hobbies.

When people go on social media to ask what something is, instead of just seeing what’s trending or opening a Google search, my world turns blood red for a few seconds.

Thanks, will play this for them as well! :-)

Controversial opinion: Lin-Manuel Miranda looks way better without the long hair.

That is the best song ever (and thus my screen name).

I’m not having a first dance, but the song I was going to choose was Rainbow Connection, because it’s got really nice lyrics but it’s also being sung by a puppeteered frog and the Muppets are the fucking best. So that might be irreverent enough for him? While still making someone’s grandmother cry for sure? Also it’s…

isn’t like every pop song pachbel’s canon though?

prayers because at this point in time this community needs exactly that, we need prayer

All celeb shit is weird, but meeting the parents after like 2 weeks of dating is super weird! The more these staged candid moments happen the more I are confused.

I was pregnant with my first this past Mother’s Day. I witnessed other preggos getting celebrated and thought it was a little grabby. Preggos get their own parties they don’t need to horn in on Mother’s Day!.But whatever. We live in a post-hallmark culture.

God bless Sam Bee. She really is the rightful heir to the Daily Show—even if she’s doing her own show now. She’s the person who I look to now for her take on news events, who I can count on for catharsis.

voiced by the Rock, and his big magical fish hook.

Will they replace them with walkie-talkies?

“And to actively do nothing is a decision as well.”

Yeah but Amy Poehler was married to him, that is a hell of a character reference.

Nope. Goodbye everyone.

WE WILL BE THINKING SPARKLES AROUND YOU!