Really? Ring crevices are caked with dirt and literal shit. I don't think food prep workers should be able to wear hand jewelry because it sounds really unsanitary. Fuck the gloves, just don't wear stuff that holds filth.

I played the cello with astounding mediocrity all through school. I loved it so. You're good people—orchestral music is a gift, and you give it.

I'm an atheist, and even I think you deserve canonization.

I will reluctantly high-five you for that.

omg that would be amazing. They'd better come out with it eventually. The Twilight ones were hilarious.

I watched Magic Mike for research purposes. I wanted to try out my then-new Netflix account and I wanted to see how long my daughter's naps lasted.

I think it's hilarious. Well done.

Right on! I thought the "cover up" was hilarious, without even knowing any of this back story. Ok... so some people don't get it/don't think it's funny/whatever - but I don't get why some commenters seem so angry and/or aggravated by it. It's clear (by the fact that she posed for this pic and the tone of the article)…

I screamed.

you are a gem, truly <3

You are approaching this with a degree of level-headedness that is antithetical engagement season. Y U H8 LUV?

It'll be my new completely unique recipe, Desperately Trying To Prevent Divorce Chicken! You'll never guess the secret ingredient!

Some of us got it.

Yes yes, all of this is true, but...

I consider a toaster an essential part of every kitchen and therefore ineligible. If you don't have a toaster you aren't LIVING.

Sigh. As the leader of WeePiglet's Brownie troop, I find myself bashing up against this kind of crap ALL. THE. TIME.

Well. Donald Trump is involved with it.

YEAH, CAITLIN DOUGHTY! (This is not a super appropriate response to this piece, but I just love her so much, I can't help it.)

WOW! That's incredible!

Seeking autumn boyfriend who isn't afraid to dress in earthy colors & layers. Plaid is a nice touch, too.